Alan is Awesome - (Just like me) By Dick Chicken
Alan Partridge is awesome! Awesome enough for someone to get this tatoo on their behind. Oh Alan...






Dick-Speak is Awesome - (Just like me) By Dick Chicken
The dictionary is Awesome: Right! Why not create your own dictionary like rappers do? Making words up is not only fun, it's Awesome. Let me introduce you to a word that descirbes the Awesomeness of me...
' Dicktastic'
To be Dicktastic is to be fantastic in a Dick Chicken kind of way

For example... Die Antwoord are totally Dicktastic. Woord. Enter the Ninja, Check it here.

Peruvians are Awesome - (Just like me) By Dick Chicken
Look at these awesome ancient Peruvian teapots! Maybe I'd consider drinking that hippy swill served from one of these bad boys! Imagine how awesome granny would think you were if you upgraded her Royal Doulton for one of these next christmas. Awesome.

Gold things are Awesome - (Just like me) By Dick Chicken
'Nuff said...

Light Art is Awesome - (Just like me) By Dick Chicken
You really know you rock the shit when randoms post art tributes to you on the internet.

 

Get an Awesome Haircut - (Just like me) By Dick Chicken
Did you know that your haircut actually speaks to people louder than you think? Take mine for example, it's my 2010 adaption of ye olde Mullet: business up front, party out back... I call mine 'Cock-A-Doo-Doo', it's self explainatory.
"Awesome fuckin' Welles...."


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